Sex, Storage & Snoring

Yes, I realize it’s Friday, but put your thinking caps on and ponder what sex, storage and snoring could possibly have in common.

If you’re thinking something porn related go get another cup of coffee.

If you’re thinking bedroom entertainment you’re on target.

Storage is clearly crossing lots of boundaries these days.

Not only can you store files in attached black boxes, in the cloud using digital vaults and online safety deposit boxes, now you can even store them in your bed.

Yup, you read that right.

The [Starry Night Sleep Technology Bed]( from Leggett & Platt dishes up 1.5 terabytes of disc storage for 400,000 songs or up to 2,000 hours of video. Its operating system runs on a solid-state hard drive and offers 4 gigs of DDR2 ram.

On top of that it promises to cut down snoring using a vibration-detection system that changes a person’s sleeping position once snoring has been noticed by the system. Once the snoring stop the bed goes back to the original position.

According to its description it “comfortably supports the ballerina and the bodybuilder.”

For those looking for “boogie nights,” it boasts a surround sound system, headboard projector and Internet connectivity all for the price of $20,000 to $50,000 depending on customizable features.

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